Senior Placement Advisor

Get mom in the right place.

Where she goes. What it actually costs.

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Three business days. Real human.

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What you take home

What's actually in the box.

The deliverable, on the package. No brochure language.

Palmelle Service Facts

Help Me Choose

Senior Living Placement · 1 written recommendation per family

Decision3 business days

What ends up in your inbox

An answer with a nameNot a list. A choice.
The real numberNot the brochure number
A sibling-proof comparisonFive minutes, plain English
The document that ends the argumentSend it to the family group text

Two phone calls

The intake callDay 1. We listen.
The answer callAfter your report. We walk you through it.

What stays your call

Tour facilities for youNo
Sign anything for youNo
Call siblings without you onNo

The recommendation is what we'd write if it were our own mother. One family. One answer. In writing.

The promise

You get your answer. Or you get your money back.

If we don't deliver a written recommendation in three business days from your intake call, the $199 goes back to your card. No tickets, no forms, no "let me check with my manager." You email Naomi and the refund hits.

Excludes weekends, federal holidays, and any delay caused by us not having access to the family decision-makers we need on the call.

Why this exists

"The U.S. Senate Special Committee on Aging announced a probe into the largest referral service for potentially deceptive business practices."

NBC News, 2024

You deserve an answer that's actually for your family. Help Me Choose was built to be exactly that.

Common questions

The things families ask first.

What do I actually get?

The right place, named, with the reason. Real monthly cost on every place on your list. A written recommendation a sibling can read in five minutes. Plus two 20-minute calls: an intake call to start, and a follow-up call to walk through the report once it's ready.

When will I have the answer?

Three business days from your intake call. The clock you're trying to beat: the hospital discharge clock, the move-in deadline, the sibling group-text. This fits inside it.

What if a facility on my list won't quote a price by phone?

Some only quote on a tour. When that happens, you'll hear from us. We'll offer to substitute a comparable place nearby so you still get verified pricing on at least three places.

Is this just for assisted living?

No. Assisted living, memory care, nursing homes, home health agencies. If you've got a list, you can use this.

Who's behind this?

Naomi. She started Palmelle after going through this herself: the calls, the conflicting prices, the wrong placement before the right one.

What if I haven't narrowed down a list yet?

Your placement advisor makes sure this is the right service for where you actually are. If it isn't, you'll know, and you'll know what to do instead.

Built by a daughter who lived it

The senior advocate the establishment didn't want to exist.

Palmelle is what happens when one family decides the math doesn't add up. Same playbook every time. Pick up the phone, know the score on every place we'd send our own mother, tell the truth.

Meet the team

The right place. The right cost.

Two clicks. A real human takes it from there.

Get my answer

Three business days. Real human.

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